Saturday, December 24, 2022

Merry Christmas

 I'm out streaming the deacon-led candlelight Christmas service at church.  Enjoy these military themed poems and some vintage pics.

 



A Christmas Dream

 (Stolen shamelessly from Old NFO)

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,

I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.

My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,

My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

 

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,

Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,

Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

 

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,

Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.

In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,

So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

 

The sound wasn’t loud, and it wasn’t too near,

But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.

Perhaps just a cough, I didn’t quite know,

Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

 

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,

And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,

A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

 

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,

Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.

Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,

Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

 

“What are you doing?” I asked without fear,

“Come in this moment, it’s freezing out here!

Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,

You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!”

 

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,

Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts…

To the window that danced with a warm fire’s light

Then he sighed and he said, “It’s really all right, I’m out here by choice. I’m here every night.

 

“It’s my duty to stand at the front of the line,

That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,

I’m proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

 

My Gramps died at ‘ Pearl on a day in December,”

 

Then he sighed, “That’s a Christmas ‘Gram always remembers.”

My dad stood his watch in the jungles of ‘ Nam ‘,

And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

 

I’ve not seen my own son in more than a while,

But my wife sends me pictures, he’s sure got her smile.”

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,

The red, white, and blue… an American flag.

 

“I can live through the cold and the being alone,

Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,

I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.

 

I can carry the weight of killing another,

Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..

Who stand at the front against any and all,

To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall.”

 

“So go back inside,” he said, “harbor no fright,

Your family is waiting and I’ll be all right.”

“But isn’t there something I can do, at the least,

“Give you money,” I asked, “or prepare you a feast?

 

 

 

It seems all too little for all that you’ve done,

For being away from your wife and your son.”

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,

“Just tell us you love us, and never forget.

 

To fight for our rights back at home while we’re gone,

To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,

To know you remember we fought and we bled.

 

Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,

That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.”

 

 

Merry Christmas, My Friend - Corporal Schmidt, as printed in Leatherneck back in 1991:

 

Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone.

 I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live

 As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land.

 With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine.

 I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home.

 He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed?

 His head was clean-shaven, his weathered face tan. I soon understood, this was more than a man. For I realized the families that I saw that night, owed their lives to these men, who were willing to fight.

 Soon around the Nation, the children would play, And grown-ups would celebrate on a bright Christmas day. They all enjoyed freedom, each month and all year, because of Marines like this one lying here.

 I couldn’t help wonder how many lay alone, on a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home. Just the very thought brought a tear to my eye. I dropped to my knees and I started to cry.

 He must have awoken, for I heard a rough voice, "Santa, don't cry, this life is my choice I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more. My life is my God, my country, my Corps."

 With that he rolled over, drifted off into sleep, I couldn't control it, I continued to weep.

 I watched him for hours, so silent and still. I noticed he shivered from the cold night's chill. So I took off my jacket, the one made of red, and covered this Marine from his toes to his head. Then I put on his T-shirt of scarlet and gold, with an eagle, globe and anchor emblazoned so bold. And although it barely fit me, I began to swell with pride, and for one shining moment, I was Marine Corps deep inside.

 I didn't want to leave him so quiet in the night, this guardian of honor so willing to fight. But half asleep he rolled over, and in a voice clean and pure, said "Carry on, Santa, it's Christmas Day, all secure." One look at my watch and I knew he was right, Merry Christmas my friend, Semper Fi and goodnight.

Friday, December 23, 2022

Radio Communication - Baofeng UV-82

Back in the day we used CB radios to communicate on the farm and when on the road.  We lived right on the interstate and had a base station. I grew up in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains so while we could usually reach our family farm it would take a good day to reach all of the farms we rented. My stepfather was a truck driver and mom was a Teamster so we were very familiar with using CBs and their limitations. CB radios are still around, but I'm thinking that GMRS will be more flexible and provide better range. The newer handheld radios are certainly smaller.

The primary use case is for communication while hunting. For radios I settled in Beofeng UV-82s, mainly because they are cheap. Yes, I know Beofengs were called bomb magnets in Afghanistan. Yes, I know they are not encrypted or burst or channel hop. Yes, I know there are other handhelds out there that may be "better." I'm not planning on using them for clandestine, tactical comms.You find what works best for YOU and fits your budget.

They're easily programmed with a USB cable and CHIRP. The manual process is a little more clumsy. 

The rubber ducky antenna is crap so I'm using this high gain antenna.

I'm using this two-way speaker that has a jack so I can connect it to my Walker's Razor Electronic Muffs.

GMRS requires an FCC License. Midland has a good guide on the process. One advantage of GMRS is that after one family member is licensed all immediate family members are piggy-backed on.

The list of accessories on the Christmas list, TBD: 

This USB rechargeable battery is interesting. 

A slim-Jim roll-up antenna. Make sure you get the correct antenna connector.

The Signal-Stick has great reviews as an antenna.

Maybe an upgraded radio pouch.

Note: I'm not getting any commission or compensation on the links.



Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Big Tech is Evil

Why the hell would telemedicine companies think sharing your personal data is okay? How could anyone even think this is not an invasion of privacy. HIPAA was supposed to address this crap. 

“Out Of Control”: Dozens of Telehealth Startups Sent Sensitive Health Information to Big Tech Companies
An investigation by The Markup and STAT found 49 out of 50 telehealth websites sharing health data. 




Mr Freeze Miser

We invested in a Harvest Fresh freeze dryer with the premium vacuum pump. Today's a good day to get it set up. They recommend running bread through it the first run to absorb the "new car" smell. We'll see how it goes. 

You can edit the display name on the display. So of course I named it Mr. Freeze Miser. 

Monday, December 19, 2022

Let There Be Light

The local reservoir where I do most of my fishing closes at dark. For the most part the local police and game warden just check to make sure you're on the way in at dusk so most of us fish our way back in and load up in the dark. The angle of the gravel ramp made it hard for me to see with just the stock back-up lights.

Manufactured magnetic lights were expensive and many of them had poor reviews around weak magnets and low output. This is what I came up with. Two magnets from Harbor Freight, 2 clamps, 2 led driving lights and a long 12v cable. All added up to ~$20. 

I can see backing up. They clamp to the windshield on the boat as docking lights and on the garden tractor blowing snow. 

Friday, December 16, 2022

CPAP Cleaner

Right as the global gak started I started using a CPAP machine.  I won't bore you with the details of getting used to sleeping with a mask or the challenges of doing so with a beard. I WILL show you the cleaning device I created.  Both the doctor and the pulmonary technician said to not bother with the ultraviolet/ozone cleaners that were on the market as none of them are tested by the FDA.  So being the laziest person I know, I made my own.






Parts

  • Bucket - free from the grocery bakery/deli
  • Spout - Bulkhead style
  • PVC hose - Food grade size to the spout.
  • Hose clamps
  • Pump
  • Coupling - sized to the pump and hosing.
  • Rubber Stopper - drilled
  • Brewer's Hose Clip

Tools
  • Drill
  • Hole saw drill bits
  • Pliers/Screw Driver

I had all of this stuff stashed in my beer brewing box-o-stuff. The pump is the most expensive part here at ~$30.  All the parts can be bought off Amazon or one of the home brewing supply shops.  I drilled the appropriate sized hole in the bucket and mounted the spout.  The hose is the attached to the spout and the couplings/hose clamps are used to connect it to the pump.  The output of the pump gets a coupling with the rubber stopper that is sized to fit into the CPAP hose.  It's then wrapped around the bucket and the brewer's hose clip holds it in place inside the bucket.  The various CPAP parts a placed in the bucket. Vinegar and water are added to cover the parts.  The pump circulates the vinegar mixture.

As long as you are very habitual about cleaning there's no scrubbing needed. All the gear packets back into the bucket for storage.





Wednesday, December 14, 2022

Pipe burner info

 Meats and Sausages is another good source of info.  They have a great explanation about why venturis are needed and how to make you own burners along with info on canning, brewing and food preservation in general.

Allied Kenco has a data sheet with suggested hole numbers and sizes for pipe burners. They also have a great tips section on smoking, jerky etc. 

Burners Inc. posts their specs here

And you can use the chart located here to figure our a BTU estimate.

On a side note, in my Physics class many, many years ago the teacher created a propane burner pipe that connected to a disposable gas cylinder on one end and had a rubber membrane with a 3 inch speaker glued in place.  Music caused the flames to dance and solid tones held sine waves just like on the O-scope....maybe I'll make one.

Selas has a very good tutorial with charts for calculating the size of your burner. If you really want to dig deeper they have a PDF version that's more technical.

Technically these are called atmospheric pipe burners. There's even a NIST technical paper on them.